Monday, January 22, 2007

Open Letter To A Stupid Casino Spammer

To the idiot amateur who keeps spamming his alleged casino site:

Let me show you what you're doing wrong, besides being near a computer in the first place:

Subject: Top 7 Casino Bonuses Offer

Sundays are still TRIPLE ENTRY DAYS!
I have a special offer available for you at our casino.

$777 to try our internet casino, no deposit is necessary!
At the casino software's cashier enter bonus code: NDYBL

$700 bonus on your first deposit!
At the casino software's cashier enter bonus code: Z[5


Notice anything missing in that message body, you stupid moron? Of course you don't. You're just hitting the goddamn "send" button before verifying anything is actually set up properly.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY URL IN YOUR GODDAMN MESSAGE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!

That is probably why you aren't making any money, and why you unfortunately chose to continue spamming me even harder with your stupid messages. That and the fact that it's a miracle you can remember to breathe, what with your stunning intellect and all.

So instead of spamming me and everybody else harder with your stupid message, how about you correct that problem by stopping spamming altogether. It is very clear that this is not something you're any good at.

Spammers are the stupidest individuals on the planet. Maybe if we're lucky they'll just naturally die off.

Honestly!

SiL

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